there's a cat in my room!

sure it may not sound like a big deal - and certainly nothing to blog about - but let me set the scene.

it's 1:30am in the morning and I'm trying to write a short essay so I can actually enjoy my upcoming weekend when suddenly I hear a loud thump behind me.......knowing that I a) always have the window to the street open and b) there should be no extraneous noises in my freaking room I was momentarily sent into mild heart failure until I turn around and find this :

a veritable horse of a cat (who does not reside here obviously) exploring the environs of my comfy abode!
don't get me wrong, I love cats to the point of obsession, but there are ways and means of introducing yourself my feline friend and they don't involve scaring the beejesus out of unsuspecting studiers!!

(anyone who suggests this post is just another ridiculous and overblown procrastination attempt - begone with you and your wickedness - I was truly enjoying writing my essay until he came in)